Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Cancer

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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