wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

You're a big fat monkey.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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