How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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