- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are flowers.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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