Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A penis walks into a bar..

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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