Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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