- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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