A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's half of 8? o

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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