- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

America

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's big and purple? Barney

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

I am quite mature.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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