Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Alchohol.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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