Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Anti Joke

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