- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Indians

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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