- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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