what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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