- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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