Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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