- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

You sick fiend

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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