There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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You sick fiend

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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