What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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