- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Katy Perry

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

richard is fag

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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