Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Michael Brown

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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