- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

roses are red poo is poo

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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