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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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