What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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