- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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