Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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