What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

these are shit

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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