- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

how much fish could a chicken

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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