- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

knock knock? come in

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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