A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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