The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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