- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Where's my tractor?

Do the roar!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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