What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Death by kayak

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What fires shots? A gun

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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