- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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