- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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