What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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