As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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VAL SUCKS

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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