- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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