Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Pickles are moist.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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