Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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