What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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1+2 = 6

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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The cream, it is coming

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Oh, right

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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