Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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