What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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