How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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