when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What is life? Paul.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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