- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Who is big and stupid My brother

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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