What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

time to spruce up!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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