- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

what's funny about war? nothing!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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