Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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