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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Refridgerator.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

NEVER

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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