- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

I walk into a bar...

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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