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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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