- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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