- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

batman farted so hes retarded

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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