What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

this website is a bad joke

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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