- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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