- Anti Joke

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Women's Rights..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him