- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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