- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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