A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Hi.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Smelly Indians.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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