- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

an american walks out of a strip club.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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