An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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someone called someone else a frog

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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