- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Gustavo Andrade

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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