- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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