What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Whats white? A fridge

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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