What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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You have friends

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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