- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Knock Knock Who's there

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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