Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

George W. Bush

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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