- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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