Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Anti Joke

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