what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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