- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Get up Look in the mirror

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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