Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Good job, son.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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pobody's nerfect

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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