whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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women's rights

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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