- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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