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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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