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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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