Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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