Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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