A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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