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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Im taking a shit right now.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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