- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

The holocaust

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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