What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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These Jokes suck.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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