- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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