Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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