Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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