there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

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