- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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