- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

eoin burgin is fat

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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