- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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