- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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