- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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