- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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