What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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