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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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