- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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