- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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