- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I like that, but why am I happy?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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