- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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