- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

kieran is a homosexual

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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