- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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