Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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