- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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