- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's long and black The unemployment line

Feminism.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

VITAMIN C!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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