- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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