Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

poo

A muslim paints Mohammed

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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