The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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