Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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womens rights

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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