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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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