whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Yellow People !!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Chlamydia

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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