- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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