What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

one stop shop

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

so...um, yeah

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

WOw you have no life

where's mom I killed her

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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