Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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