- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Chris Bosh's neck

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What rhymes with milk...milf

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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