- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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