- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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