a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

salad days!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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