- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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