- Anti Joke

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Women's Rights

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.