- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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