What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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