- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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