A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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