- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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