What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

A man was shot. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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