- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

pull my finger (farts)

what's white and sticky semen

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