- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What fires shots? A gun

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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