What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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