- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

kieran is a homosexual

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Jokes Ki Duniya

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

The Blonde walked into a wall.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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