- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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