Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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cory is gay

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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