your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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I'm Polish.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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hey hey apple

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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