- Anti Joke

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can