- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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