- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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