- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Wanna hear a joke? no

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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