Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Praise Paisley

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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guess what what ...

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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