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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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