- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A: Do you like it B: No

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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