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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

angelo snyder is not ga

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A russian gives away vodka.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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