Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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alert('The Game')

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Anti Joke

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