whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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women's rights

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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