Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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