- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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