class is canceled. My professor died.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Women's Rights

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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