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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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