- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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