- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Vagina cream... end of story

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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