How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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A seal walks into a club.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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