Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

women's rights

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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