Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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