Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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