- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

the WNBA.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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