- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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