- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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