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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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