Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

women's rights

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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