- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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