- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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