what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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