Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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