- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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