What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

A man walks into a bar. Ow

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

penis

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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