- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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