Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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