Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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black people swimming

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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