That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Phew... it's gone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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