- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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