- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

You know whats annoying? Steve

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

I <3 Hitler

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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