Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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black people swimming

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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