- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

And you honored it I see :P

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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