- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

i'm hard

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I wrote a funny joke.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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