Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Asian women drivers...

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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