Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

someone called someone else a frog

The GOV and the WHO?

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

The duck didn't cross the road.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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