- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Praise Paisley

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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