where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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