- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!