You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Skinny people fart less.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Your Mother

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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