- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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