- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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