- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

asians have slitted eyes lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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