Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Anti Joke

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