- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I like school Said no one ever.

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