What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Knock knock.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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CHORGLUND

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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