Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

snowglobe

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

first

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A lot eh?

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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