- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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