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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Women's Rights

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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